Christmas is great / Christmas is lame.

This will be my theme over the next month.

I missed the Christmas crazies last year when I was living in Costa Rica.

Today, Christmas is lame. This, from Crate and Barrel in a large mall next to Toronto.

For the stocking of someone you hate.

“Wow, I can’t wait to reach into my stocking, it feels like something solid and stainless steel and SHAAAAARRRPPPPPPP, AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?”

Those half moon machete things are good. Stocking stuffer? Maybe no.